IN DEFENCE OF THE HUMBLE EMOJI
They’re making an emoji film. After what was apparently quite the bidding war, Sony have managed to buy the rights to make our little moon-faced friends into feature length big screen fun. This fills me with terror and I anticipate being very angry.
If this goes anything like when DreamWorks reanimated Postman Pat and stuck him in a reimagined version of The X Factor I will be forced to send a strongly worded letter. What if they get the voice of the sassy lady emoji totally wrong or actually make her work in customer service as nature/Unicode intended? STOP DESECRATING THE THINGS I LOVE.